Saria Kanawati,

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19) Not a typical Arab, but you’re proud of where you come from. You absolutely hate the Arab interchange for the letters ‘b’ and ‘p’, where beoble puy pooks. You will spend a minimum of three hours welcoming the invited people at your wedding.

Arab percentage: 70%

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)

As a kid, you always dreamed of being a policeman.Your favorite dish is macaroni with yoghurt. Your dad always curses you using words that affect him. You ‘get down’ from the car instead of ‘getting out’ of it.

Arab percentage: 80%

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

A hardcore, Arab-minded person all the way. Even if you don’t admit it, you think girls are more or less inferior to men. You eat everything with bread, even salad. You’re a master at playing the ‘tableh’ (Drum). Arab nobility and generosity define you.

Arab percentage: 95%

 Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)

You are a moody Arabic person. You are ‘un-cun-for-table’ saying the English word ‘tease’ in public. All your relatives in town live close by, in walking distance from your house. To you, all non-Arab cultures are morally corrupt, and you’re afraid of the upcoming new generations.

Arab percentage: 75%

Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Most Leo’s are modified Arabs in a way. You don’t have the classic physical features of an Arab, that’s why people always regard you as foreigners. You have a weird Arabic accent, and a weird English one too. You love teaching foreigners bad words as though you were teaching them ‘how are you?’.

Arab percentage: 55%

 Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

When it comes to relationships, guy Virgos are definitely Arabs. The key food for a Virgo is ‘wara’ dawali’ (Vine leaves). You are addicted to cards, and keep playing with friends at the ‘ahweh’ (Coffee Shop) till the break of dawn. You think that Arabs will always be backwards.

Arab percentage: 85%

Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Libras don’t act like Arabs, but they sure are patriotic and loyal to the whole Arab world. You balance things out greatly before taking action, unlike most Arabs. You always look forward to Fridays. Fruit trees are a must-have in your backyard. You love the Arabic language greatly.

Arab percentage: 70%

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Scorpios are unique Arabs. Unlike the majority, you try to remain independent a lot sooner than others. You don’t really like listening to old singers like Um Kulthoum and Abd Al Haleem Hafez. You love having a small farmhouse to keep chicken and rabbits.

Arab percentage: 40%

 Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Sagittariuses are always young at heart. A cup of Arabic coffee, along with Fairuz’s songs, are essential every morning. You keep benefitting from being under your parents’ support till you have no other choice. You just love big western brands.

Arab percentage: 50%

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

To Capricorns, everything good has an Arabic root, be it inventions or people. Capricorns are naive, and don’t understand the Arab double standards. They welcome their guests warmly in order to make them feel at home. Their culture and values mean a lot to them.

Arab percentage: 80%

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

An Aquarius will most likely end up marrying his/her cousin. You are very possessive of the people around you. You have an old Arabic name which you don’t really prefer. You doubt everything and everyone around you. ‘Bizer’ (Roasted seeds) is just your cup of tea.

Arab percentage: 85%

Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

A Pisces is one fish in a whole school. You have more cousins that you can count, and family meetings are sacred to you. You have relatives living all over the world. You don’t really trust local products, and always prefer the ‘ajnabi’ (Foreign) version of it. You always wished Arabs had a different mentality.

Arab percentage: 75%